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when you hop outta the shower and your coochie be smellin’ fresh as a daisy and ready for a munchin’
oooo boi come on and eat me im fresh
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A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.
Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...
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when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.
She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.
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been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
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refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".
Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.
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What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
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What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"
* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"
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