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when you hop outta the shower and your coochie be smellin’ fresh as a daisy and ready for a munchin’
oooo boi come on and eat me im fresh
A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.
Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...
when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.
She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.
been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".
Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.
What a guy who's been in prison for a week thinks after only being penetrated anally one time, until the next group of inmates arrive.
You think you're fresh meat? Motherfucker I just got here, I'm still an anal virgin, you ain't fresh meat no more!
What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"
* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"