gun control

A steady hand.

Jim Bob has great gun control.

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machine gun

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.

I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up

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I-Gun

I-Gun. Highly complex, computerized, component system firearm consisting of a variety of combinations of interchangeable microprocessors, firing mechanisms, barrels and grips/stocks to facilitate a wide range of uses (ie: self-defense, target practice, law enforcement, criminal activity, hunting, etc.). Available in a variety of stylish colors. Over 36,000 software apps available online via shareware to aid in suitability for almost unlimited uses. Will not support windows “Firearm 7.0”

My Robert Blake software crashed so I just downloaded the Phil Spector app to my I-Gun and my girlfriend is coming over for dinner later.

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Red Gun

A Gun that is like a Shotgun but with instakill lasers. Mainly found in Opposer VR, in a hidden place, including other hidden guns.

Yo dude, do you know where the Red Gun is? I cant find it.

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Gun control

Something that doesn’t exists in America

German: u heard about gun control?
American: no❤️

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Gun Hen

A person, typically, but not necessarily white and male, who is pedantic about gun terminology. This pedant is not academic in nature but rather used as a tool for gate keeping, or for belitting critics.

Not to be confused with gun nut.

Person: "These assholes were out in the woods behind my house rapidly emptying 50 round clips with an assault rifle all afternoon."

Gun Hen: "Acshully, your an ignorint libtard, its not a clip dummy. And it isnt not a asalt rifle".

Person: "STFU gun hen, way to miss the point."

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Top Gun

When you were banging a girl doggy style and put a dildo in her butt and a controlling her like you're flying a jet fighter referencing the movie "top gun"

"Yo I was banging this girl doggy style last night and stuck a dildo in your butt hole and start a riding her like a fighter jet straight up gave her a "top gun"

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