Hairy booger

A hairy non shaven vagina.

I don't like to eat hairy booger. I want it shaved.

hairy scary

a fat hairy penis

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day”

Big white hairy balls

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.

He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.

Hairy Fred

A hairy Fred is a fishing bait made by tuna cowboy lures in the USA.

You have any more of them hairy Freds I'm out.

Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.

Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.

Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but