Ham-and-egger

A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.

Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...

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Bro-ham

synonymous with "himbo"
a hammy bro with ham for brains but very cordial and attractive. A non-threatening being. Can be substituted for househusband.

He gave me bro-ham vibes

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smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

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ham it up

same as give it up

Ham it up, my damies.

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Steamed Hams

Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.

At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"

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ham pencil

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

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spreadin ham

Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.

Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.

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