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A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
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The act of making a vagina bleed by the means of excessive fisting.
bob: yo i made my girlfriend bleed last night!!
john: how dude?
bob: i gave her a belarus steam hammer!
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When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.
My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.
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Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole
I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!
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The funk you smell in a room after going through withdrawls!
This bedroom smells like hammered ass!
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Another way of calling someone a tool, however as a tool is a useful item this could be construed as a compliment. A foam hammer on the other hand is a tool that would be completely useless.
That guys is a foam hammer, he can't even drive a car!
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The name given to a muscle bound gay guy who is known for really pounding down his unsuspecting mate. A bung hammer normally does not know their own power and activity may lead to hip displacement.
Johnny hit me like a bung hammer, I can barely walk.
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