sit in the fridge and have a fire

it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)

"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"

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Fat Girls Having Fun

Used to discribe a photograph, video, or real-life scenario that depicts two or more fat girls having a good time. The same situations or media produced or acted by skinny girls would be seen as cute and fun and their good-time would be envied by all.

In the case of fat girls, their attempts to copy the good times of skinny girls are intepreted as "desperate" and hilariously sad.

Evidence of fat girls having fun can often be found in facebook or myspace photoalbums taken in front of bathroom mirrors, before high school dances, or by apple photobooth. Worst of course, are the photos taken by the beach.

Throwing up gang signs or making seductive kissy faces are quite common.

Girl 1: "Did you see Ellie and Liberty's photoshoot in the Torrid dressing room?"

Girl 2: "I did. Can you say "fat girls having fun?"

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only the criminals have guns

Something the European and Canadien dumb asses on this site love to say proudly, clearly not seeing the bigger picture.

If the criminals still have guns, what's the point of gun control? To be inadequately defended and thus rely on your government even more for protection? To be illprepared for when the governemnt takes away your rights?

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having another time

Off doing something time-wasting when important or interesting stuff was happening. Not even having a good time, just having another time.

When they gave out the answers, I was off having another time.

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have shed, will travel

fairly popular adage over low-counties, england way.

stems from the crazy-popular fad around mid nineties for local heroes to give in to, wordly: Good, ditch all their property (recoup later) except ideally, their shed, but oftentimes some other household equipment, convert it to a motor vehicle and travel from land's end to John O'Groats, all along motorways all the way.

said fad came to a doleful end when one brave endeavorer try to make amphibious craft from a wash basin and cross to Orkneys - unsucessful. someone coulda died. tomfoolery!

so, sort of this term exudes the joys in realising potential whilst going nowhere fast.

a): you headin off to land's end on your arse on that settee?
b): oh, do moot me a point. nah the shuffle function on my i-pod might present a song ordering that represents a fate i'd prefer not to realise.

you, *eyes skyward*: have shed, will travel.

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Have you had this?

An innocent way of asking whether one has experienced the bunching of one's trousers at the crotch, often involving pointing to one's crotch, that is misconstrued by others as profanity.

Person 1: (pointing at bunched up fabric around crotch) "Have you had this?"

Person 2: (looks disgusted) Leave me alone.

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lately you have

Another one of the sentences of doom. Usually said by your boss after you swiped too many xerox copies or pens from the office, or by your parents when your report card/behavior is not up to snuff.

"Lately you have been throwing pencils in the asbestos ceiling tiles at school. The police are going to investigate this as a death threat. We need to talk!"

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