to the beat of my heart

A song by Hillary Duff that is pure bubble gum music. Sounds as if sung while breathing in helium. Basically it sucks and will stay stuck in your head. Great.

Hillary:to the beat of my heart.....
Fan one: aHhhhhh i love bubble gum music!!!! It makes me wanna dye my hair blond and become a cheerleader. Yay Hillary!
Normal 18 year old: What the fuck is that?

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convent of the sacred heart

all girls' private catholic(light) school; grades k-12.
the illest school, with the chillest girls. yeah they got too much money, and live in a bubble, but they can throw it down and got mad style. "conventeers" drive sick cars and can start a dance party anywhere, anytime, so don't be hatin, you can only love em!

universally known as 'the whore house on the hill' by the jealous and ugly.

convent of the sacred heart girls do it better

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rabbit's heart

An antiquated, schoolyard term denoting the grasping/throttling of male genitals in a rapid, yet even, measure; so to resemble the beating heart of a rabbit. Believed to have originated in the late 1980's or early 1990's, and may in fact be regional to the greater northeast, though this is admittedly speculative.

James: "Hey dude, you ever see a rabbit's heart?"

Mike: (pukes)

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Total Eclipse of the Heart

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

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I heart you

According to Mr. Rehan Tahir "I love you" and "I heart you" have completely different meaning. Which no one knows what. Even he doesn't know.

He said, "I heart you"
She said, "Isn't that same thing as I love you"
He said, "No, are you kidding me?"

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Kingdom Hearts 2

One of the most parodied video games of all time.

Examples of Kingdom Hearts 2 parodies:

"I can fly-y-y-y (chorus in background) ((as Xemnas opens the Final Door))" -lol, Kingdom Hearts (YouTube)

"((Struggle battles clips with fat guy, Axel and some other guy)) -My name is Thurgood

-Hi, Thurgood!

-Hi, I'm here today because I'm addicted, to marijuana.

-*aww*

-You in here, said marijuana?? Marijuana, man this some bullshit!

-Marijuana is not a drug, I used to suck dick for coke.

-I' seen 'em!

-Now that's an addiction man! You ever suck some dick for marijuana?? ((Axel brandishes his spinny things whatever the hell they are))

-Uh...

-Mmm, no. I can't say I have.

-I didn't think so." -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF

"((Shakira's 'Hips Don't Lie' plays synchornized with Ursula clips))" -Kingdom Hearts 2 WTF: The Sequel

"(('I Like to Move It' plays synchornized with various Axel and Saïx clips))" -kingdom hearts on crack 12 parody ~The Classics~

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I heart you

A lame attempt by commitment phobes to say I love you.

Commitment phobe: I really, really like you... I think I heart you.

Commitmentphobe recipient: I think I heart you too.

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