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A significant other who is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.
Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.
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your memories of your first time having sex.
"and im holding on to your secrets in white houses"
-vanessa carlton, white houses
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most dominant male in the household
"wash the dishes and bring me a beer son, and woman make me some food" - man of the house.
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House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".
House dick is the biggest blessing.
I have to go home and ride that house dick.
Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.
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During Halloween times, people love to look at haunted houses and spooky things.
Haunted Houses are believed to have spirits and ghosts haunting them, trying to scare the shit out of unsuspected people.
A lot of times, these houses are really old and the spirits have been haunting them for a long time.
So many people want to go into haunted houses... why? You'll just scream and run out.
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Fuller house a show on netflix . There was a full house, Now there’s a fuller house, when all the kids are older and they have kids.
Hey! Denver full house? We used to watch that as a kid! Now there’s fuller house and they are old and they all have kids
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(v.) The act of traveling from house to house with the intent of sampling food and beverage from a feast, usually done during days of celebration: Thanksgiving, Christmas, Ramadan, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah (or any other Jewish holiday), Diwali, high school graduations, and Larry Flynt's Birthday. Before departure from a house, a single person must accompany the convoy to the next house. The goal is to have all members of a social circle in one house before the evening's end, and to have sampled all food from every participating residence.
Josh: "I'm in the mood for Filipino food."
Johnny: "Well, let's go pick up Nate and go house-hopping to CJ's and Mike's."
Josh: "Dude, this is going to be the best All-Saints Day ever!"
Johnny: "Word."
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