sniff a pickle

To tell someone to buzz off.

When Derek was being anoying, I told him to go ’sniff a pickle'.

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fuck pickles

In simple terms; saturday detention for theatre people.
An extra session in which actors preparing for a show gather with the objective of properly learning their lines.

Friend: can you hang out on Saturday?

Actor Friend: Can't i have a fuck pickles i need to go to for my amazing show Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

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Chayce Pickle

A complete DUMBASS

And LOVES ZINGER BURGER

he will marry a zinger burger in the future

I saw Chayce Pickle eating Zinger Burger last night

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painting the pickle

To pleasure oneself typically in a public toilet. Mostly in a portable outhose

Work was slow at the construction site so I went to the porta-potty and began painting the pickle.

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Pull The Pickle

To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.

"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."

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Albino Pickle

A pickle that likes to be tossed in a spice garden with a blonde wig on. It usually has a better time when googley eyes are glued on, or if it has an erection because of a cucumber.

Woa! Look at that Albino pickle go!
Damn, those things are AMAZING.
Yeah, screw Kardashians. This shit is amazing,

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pocket pickle

the act of getting a hand job through ones pocket

i jut got a pocket pickle when the teacher was not lokking

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