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inhaling office dusters or playstation cleaners to get you high. its air in a can that you inhale through the nose or mouth to get really high to where you cant feel anything.
Canned air is amazing !!
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a computer that you def cannot afford that will rape any other computer on the market. My 1.86ghz and 128gb with 6mb of L2 cashe. For those of you pricks that don't know what that means and will not know what that means for many many many years, let me explain. It is the best LAPTOP COMPUTER that they make. Period. And you dont have to run Windows OSX, YOU CAN RUN THE REAL THING.
ME AT THE LIBRARY. """"HOT ASS GIRL""""" OMG THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER, IS THAT A MACBOOK AIR, """""ME""""" YES, YES IT IS. """"""HOT ASS GIRL""""" CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.
Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?
Man: What happened?
Me: That bitch got air tasered.
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someone who stands infront of a fan or airconditioner usually a fat sweaty guy.
Me:It's so hot in here because that air-hog.
Other guy: i wish he would move his sweaty fat ass.
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A bunch of sissy ass pansie that are afraid to be on the frontline. Unlike the Marines they do Land, Sea, and Air.
Air Force can't shoot for crap they're too busy handling they're stick.
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When you are on an airplane, and you want to fuck the pilot.
That pilot is so handsome, I'm having an airgasm! Air joy!
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When you are about to give someone a high five, right before the hands touch, you turn the wrist of the raised arm 90 degrees, mimicking an air vent opening up. This causes the recipient of the prank to miss the high five and stumble forward under his own momentum as you walk away proud.
For the two handed high five, the double air vent typically results in a hug.
guy- "watch out this guy high fives really hard dude"
you- "ok, noted. check this out"
(successful air vent. kid on ground)
guy- "wow, i've never seen anyone trip up so hard! You vented him like a champ."
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