Rural Dictionary

Band Geek

Mike Dixon. the epitimy of band geek. he teaches little kids to be band geeks.

Mike Dixon, what a band geek, big-nosed, glowworm.

by The Whole Entire World March 11, 2005

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A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.

The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.

The lead singer will become the future K-fed.

It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.

The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.

by ToastedSquid April 7, 2008

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Fear Nuttin Band

Fear Nuttin Band want more than anything to unite people with their music and spread their message throughout the world. Fusing the best elements of rap, metal, and reggae into a New Style of Music they call "Yardcore" Fear Nuttin Band have embarked on a musical mission set to the theme of human unification. With positive attitudes and lovable energy. They Hope to Unify the Music~Unify the People

Fear Nuttin Band (FNB) have performed on the Vans Warped Tour, Bodog Battle of the Bands reality TV Show on FUSE TV, they have played with everyone from Toots and the Maytals to Buju Bonton, Kanye West, and Blink 182. Yardcore is the next Generation of music

by Hadji13 August 2, 2007

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best band ever

Something that will never exist, especially given the fact that everyone thinks that thier own personal fave is "teh best band evar!1!1!!1!one!".

"Hi. I am a random urbandictionary.com user and I think that _____ is the best band ever."
"Wrong."

by nikkan_hanil July 30, 2004

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band-aid baby

A baby that is conceived during a rocky period in a marriage, when it is hoped that a baby will (even temporarily) bring the couple back together. Usually the wife plans this baby behind her husband's back and pretends to be surprised.

Lisa: I thought Rick & Joan were heading towards divorce?

Brenda: Yeah, but then Joan announced her pregnancy.

Lisa: Ooh, band-aid baby. She is too meticulous to "forget" to take her birth control.

by Deerdles March 8, 2008

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