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An Australianism associated with drinking: When you're about to take a drink, you say "cheers big ears". There are two usual responses: "same goes big nose," or "up your nose with a rubber hose."
(At the pub after raising your glass)
You - "Cheers big ears"
Me - "same goes big nose"
(Followed by a wink and a big long quenching gulp of your drink)
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When you cram your pinky finger into either your ear or the girls ear to get a ball of wax, then stuff the wax into her snatch to see if she squirms. If so she may have a std.
Andre knew it was safe to go raw dog after applying the ear wax method.
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Wen a male or female have a fetish for a cock being stuck in their ear and later cummed in.
My chcik has a cock ear fetish so we tryed it and now shes deaf in her right ear!
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a safety pin, if worn as an earring, usually means that someone is part of the LGBTQ+ comunity or most often simply gay.
person A: do you think she's into girls? should I make a move on her?
person B: yea, she's wearing a safety pin earring. she's probably gay.
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Used to tell somebody to "get their head out of their ass" when the situation is such that it is not appropriate to actually say the phrase.
Boss to employee: Hey Tom, pull your ears, the copier isn't even turned on.
Husband to wife at family reunion: Honey, pull your ears you left the casserole at home.
Two people whispering in church: The preacher needs to pull his ears. Jesus wasn't married to Eve.
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When a girl wears hoop earrings so large, you can pull them back and use them as handles when you're fucking her doggy style.
The guy Shanequa brought home from the club promised to take her and her 8 kids to Disneyland, but all he ended up doing was fucking her doggy style, taking those big ass hoop earrings she wore, and giving her Mickey Mouse Ears.
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The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.
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