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This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.
John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”
The devil has left Miley Cyrus and entered Katy Perry. Miley's new album is completely different than what work she was doing in the past few years, and she looks different. More laid back and herself. Now Katy has done just what Miley was doing.
Miley Katy Conspiracy Theory
An axiomatic system on which most of modern mathematics is based. When the axiom of choice is included, it is abbreviated ZFC.
Much like me and your mom, zermelo-fraenckel set theory's signature has a primitive binary relation.
this is the thot theory of the fourth dimension. Basically every time you pop a random boner, it's actually because a thot is actually riding your dick from the fourth dimension. But we can't see them but they can see us.
Its the thot theory of the fourth dimension
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A binge is an event in which a group of people gather in a house to take a high volume of drugs and / or alcohol and generally get off their tits.
A binge conspiracy theory is an event in which something strange, obscure or mysterious happens. Due to the lack of sleep and / or generally being fucked, the congregation of people have to discuss the events (often making jokes) to deduce theories as to what has happened in reality and who has caused it.
The 'strange mysterious event' is often something extremely simple caused by someone misplacing an object, but the confusion is intensified by everyone being off their heads.
Binge conspiracy theories are often shortened to the initialism 'BCTs'
For Example
Binge Conspiracy Theory - BCT:
Someone empties a full bottle of cordial into a jug, leaves the jig and takes the bottle. Everyone then notices but the culprit could be anyone in the room, and the group have to create theories as to what the fuck has just happened.
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If someone says something very awkward to you, say something equally awkward in response in order to make the whole situation not awkward.
Examble of the Theory of Counter-Awkward Claims
Woman: Jeff, I'm Pregnant
Man: Katie, I have herpes
Woman: I'm not really pregnant
Man: I still have herpes
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A strategy by which if you do something enough times, eventually one of those tries will be a good try, or provide a good outcome. In otherwords, anyone can come up with someone exceptional if they do it enough times.
It basically operates under the principle that doing anything requires zero to a very limited talent on the part of the individual as long as they do whatever their doing multiple times.
Taking 400 pictures of the same object will eventually yield a very professional and exceptional picture, regardless of how talented the individual taking the pictures is.
"Wow that's a great picture, must have been hard."
"No, I had a digital camera I took about 400 pictures, I figured one of them had to turn out good"
"Ah, operating under the 'greatest outcome of multiples theory'."
"yep"
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