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Comes from the combination of common phrases of an "iron fist" and a "slap around the face with a fish".
The action of both ruling someone with complete dominancy and backing it up with punishments when some one steps out of line.
I'm the iron fish around here!
Do you really want to be iron fished?!
The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!
To get absolutely destroyed, like a machine getting its wires ripped out.
Wow they got absolutely Iron Panthered at that competition.
A mix between marvel character Iron-Man/Tony Stark(Played by Robert Downey Jr.) And the creator of marvel Stan Lee
Iron Stan is a sick crossover hero!
Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit
“stop being such a waffle iron”
Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.
Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!
Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite
Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.