When a mime breaks down mid act
"she sucked my dick so hard it felt like i had an Italian Seizure"
After fighting with your friends, turning your back on them and cooperate with your enemy
The school shooter shows of with the Italian teacher, after some shots the teacher shoots the children.
He made the italian move
When you nut, piss, and shit in a tub and bathe in it
Dude Ariston why did you do the Italian Hot Pot last nigh!!
The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce
Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night
The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)
Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!
When you purposely leave an item, such as a hat or jacket, at someone's house or apartment so you have an excuse to go see them again later.
Me: Dude, where's your hat?
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.
When you’re having anal sex and you shove spaghetti and boiling hot water inside her asshole and proceed to fuck it.
Just gave My girl the gaping Italian last night