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A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.
This can happen by accident or on purpose.
during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child
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Jerk Off Snowboarders, also called JOS's are some of the biggest douche bags you'll ever meet. They are almost as obnoxious as people who drive Hummers. The name comes from the fact that they are downright jerks, and they love snowboarding so much, that they could jerk off to it if they wanted to. Their major goal in life is to go pro (no pro snowboarder is a JOS).
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
(A kid goes off a jump and falls)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
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A parodi to no nut november a challenge bestoved to us by the anciet gods every male must try to complete this challenge only the strongest of men will succed and go to fab forever febuary rules: only one chance no more no passes your a weakling if you say you have a pass
Guy 1: dude im so horny gonna go home and jerk off
Guy 2: you pathetic weakling not taking the anciet no jerk off january challenge
A writers' circle whose members spend all their time praising each other rather than giving constructive feedback.
I went to this writing circle meeting because I was stuck on my story, but all they did was tell me how amazing it was. Total writing circle jerk.
The act of getting debilitating heartburn when you masturbate while standing up.
John: Dude! I almost passed out this morning after jerking it in the shower!
Samuel: Ah man you gots the Cincinnati jerk burn! Its genetic. Your dad probably had it. You should talk to him about it.
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When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game
I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.