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My great great great great great great great uncle is a John McCain
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An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
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most influential skateboarder today and will always be. any real skateboarder will know about him. at one point was paralyzed from the waist down, told he was never going to walk again, healed up and still skates. The man is bullet proof
john cardiel is like a hurricane, tornado, typhoon, basically he can't be stopped.
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A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.
YEAH,WHAT, and OK
me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT
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Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door
"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"
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An invincible action hero who specializes in kicking ass while tossing out hilarious jokes at the same time. Originated in the 1980's in the film Commando.
He has been called the John Matrix of his day.
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A man who is really loaded, aka Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Dough Boy, Pillsbury. Opposite of Owen Cash.
THUGLY: Why are we following this guy?
MUGLY: We're gonna rob him.
THUGLY: What, is he Johnny Paycheck?
MUGLY: No, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn't even have a job.
THUGLY: So, why would we try to rob some Owen Cash guy?
MUGLY: Because he aint no "Owen Cash", he's "John Dough" -- he's filthy rich. We're gonna jump him, take him to the ATM, and rob him.
John Dough walks to his car. Thugly & Mugly jump out to attack. Floodlights turn on, BullMastiffs come running, and John Dough WresponKiBo's the two idiots. Soon the BullMastiffs have their mouths over the assailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.
BG #1: Should I call the police, sir?
John Dough: (holds up cell phone) I already did William.
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