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June 9 is the day where all the bitches pop that pussy for a real nigga with a bag named Johnny haley big dick energy
Ay mami you bouta bust it down for a John John real quick it’s fuck Johnny day
A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.
Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
person 1: wow that guy is a sex god
person 2: his name must be johnnie rolfe!!
A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle
Johnny mcsquarepants likes people
When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.
After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny
Auntyesters Big sister. She has a big heart, and you will fall in love quick with her. But be sure not to get her mad, because you can easily get on her bad side. It’s bound to happen I bet, but she will always care for you. She is also an extreme churchgoer. But she can steal your heart with her sexyness, but she is one of the most loveliest ladies you’ve ever met.
Johnnie Pearl Knox has a big heart, and you and her will fall in love quick. Nana