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When someone disappoints you or makes you feel sad. Similar to “you bring me down.”
(Me) Hey Jeff come to the party and have fun.
(Jeff) naw, I’m just going to stay home.
(Me) Me aguitas Jeff.
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To tell someone to give you oral sex, usually with a sarcastic tone.
Fuck you, why don't you just blow me
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The phrase you say when about to climax
oh fuck me johnny! fuck me all night long!!!
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The want for a gay sexual act to be performed on ones self. This can often be heard from a long distance, as you walk away from some wanker you just passed ten seconds ago. To be rogered would be an act of great displeasure for many, but for thoose o'so gay pufters, the direct opposite. Also used for an abrupt end to a conversation.
Hey you over there, ROGER ME!!!!!
Person 1: Get Stuffed!!
Person 2: Why don't you just fucking roger me!!!!
Well, i'm glad he didn't roger me.
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When you want to fight, but want a reason to fight also
ME: Try me again and ima swing!
Alex: Dont you wish this black boy would leave(tried me)
ME:(SHABOP)
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A request for humorous retorts to a photo you post online at Redit.com.
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