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Moose Plug

An extra large tampon for huge va-ja's.

Who tried to flush this moose plug?... Bring me a plunger!

Moose plugs couldn't dam that flow!

by Hot as balls July 17, 2012


moose overlord

A person, preferably tall, who can be simply referred to as moose or moose overlord. Sassy, sarcastic, and antisocial. Rules all the moose in the land. Mean.

Yo, watch out for that moose overlord!
My moose friend got attacked by a moose overlord.
I don't like moose overlords.

by Yo Woahhhhhhhhhh August 2, 2017


moose twit

When your deputy tells you to turn left, then turn right. But you drive through a wooden roller coaster with your squad car.

Nice job Junior you "Moose Twit!"

by Gangly Don September 24, 2023


If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose

"If you cant handle the groove dont juice the moose" is a way of saying "if you cant get on board go away" or "if you dont understand, tough".

"You're such an odorti."
"How is odorti even remotely close to idiot? HOW?"
"If you cant handle the groove don't juice the moose."

by asdahetha December 22, 2022


Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.

If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.

by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019


moose years

When you turn 33

Oh, you’re turning 33? Happy moose years!

by Greyk March 23, 2024


Arizona Moose

A large sturdy Mule typically seen in the desert area of Arizona

I rode an Arizona Moose to the base of the Grand Canyon

by Maestro21! November 21, 2024