when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman
"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"
A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.
Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger
Muskaan's mum is a wonderful, amazing, sweet person who should be remembered and brought up in every conversation.
"Muskaan's mum is very good at English"
"damn, who is that
oh that is Muskaan's Mum"
A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.
Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)
Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.
Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.
Gus’s Mum is the sexiest milf around. Whenever Gus’s Mum enters the room everyone cums instantly. Gus’s Mum is the kind of mum all the school kids want to fuck
Shaun: you see Gus’s Mum over there
John: oh yeah bro I just came everywhere
A terms or category of, aesthetically pleasing mothers of Bambino kart drivers
Kieran’s doing great today at Buckmore Park Kart Track, but I’m more interested in his mum. You can’t beat bambino Mums, Wayne