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When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.
Dude that poop took you a half hour
Yeah, I caught a crap nap
When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm
Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.
I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*
When you want to take a nap but every time you drift off to sleep you wake back up. Eventually you drift and wake up so many times that you feel refreshed.
I woke up this morning and I still felt tired, I took a drifting nap and I felt fine.
To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
When yo lil nigga goes nap nap
Person one: yo it's nap time lil nigga
Person two: fo sho