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Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral
Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia
When you find out you can fly so you bust a nut in a plane engine causing it to crash into Minnesota
Person 1: My wife caught me doing a nathan page again!
Person 2: Didn't i tell you to wear a condom while wanking in front of a plane?
nathan is a back stabbing fugly human creature who takes girls and rapes them in the booty hole. nathan has the power to take people virginity away in a split second but he’s a virgin still so. nathan gets high so every time u hit him up on snap he gonna get u and rape u. nathan wants moore of his ex gf becky but becky got a booty slapper and slapped him out of here now he’s begging to come back and now nathan just doesn’t want to be back
nathan wants moore
Being with him just feels so right, his intelligence astounds me! He makes me so happy just by being himself, he's a color that doesn't exist, a sound that forms the perfect beat to a new hit single, he's like a delusional seasonal drink at Starbucks you look forward to every year cause you are addicted to the creamy taste when It hits your mouth, he's just everything. He's the ultimate
If you met a Nathan Ryan Lumley, don't be a whore k he's taken.
Like OMFG omf omg Nathan Ryan lumley omg starstruck sigh my ass please I'm your number one groupie uhg melting fmu fr *droool
the curse of people named Nathan that is something can go wrong it will go wrong. Comming from the video game character Nathan drake in wich he embarked on an adventure and gets caught in bad situations and if something can go wrong. It will.
I cant climb the latter cus it will fall cus i have The Nathan (drake) curse
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This guy that I happen to adore, he's all around amazing. He can cheer me up on any given day and so far has put up with me for 5 months, a week and three days. Nobody has ever done that, (: I love you Nathan.
1)Who's that guy over there with no butt and a plaid shirt?
2)Oh, thats just Nathan Mark Hauke.
1)Ohhh, he's a great catch.
2)I know. Go away.
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He is usually if not always a gay kid named Nathan. He has no friends and just can't seem to be nice to literally anyone.
YOOOOO look its TIny Dick Nathan
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