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A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’
The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.
Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?
You: I thrifted that shit!
Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.
You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.
Those things in all the Mario Kart games that you lay down to look like gift boxes, but when a person picks them up, they get blown up.
I thought I was gonna get some turbos or a turtle shell, but it was a shit in a box.
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
The type of diarrhea that sprays everywhere covering a large area
Friend: do you want Taco Bell
Me: no they give me shotgun shits
When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
The sensation of needing to go back in the house to fire off a missile immediately after starting a project in the garage. It's a real momentum killer. If you're ever constipated, head out to the garage and pick up a drill. Instant 💩. #garageshits
I needed to go fix the car but didn’t get anything done because I got the garage shits.