When you have sex with a girl who has a severe yeast infection. Your dick will resemble a crusty white corn cob/dip.
Ryan had sex with Jessica and got Alabama corn dip.
When your cousin finally answers your phone call and lets you cum inside her grandma.
Cousin 1: When are we partying!?
Cousin 2: in a few days it will be Alabama friday night!
Cousin 1: oh yeah! Iโll invite my dad!
The act of having sex with a close family member
I gave cousin Jill an Alabama Corn Hole
Also known as 'ACA'
In other words:
A: Almost
C: Christian
A: Assholes
In short, Almost Christian Assholes
Everyone that goes there are true model citizens, after all they go and spend their weekends getting drunk in a Rooms-To-Go Parking lot! True ACA students!
Like seriously! They have chapel every single day, and majority of the students send nudes on snapchat! Alabama Christian Academy folks!
Hell thats when your banging your old lady with the lights out, tell her you gotta to go piss, and let you buddy slip on back there in the bedroom for ya.
Buddy says,"Shit Bill, Ill give you 20 bucks and one of my best roosters if we can pull a little Alabama bait and switch tonight." Other feller says," God Damn son, thats a hell of a deal!" "Go head."
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the act of taking a shit in a womans pussy and then fucking it.
The poor bitch was hungry so i whipped her up an Alabama Hot-Pocket!
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A hot pocket from Alabama.
โI want an Alabama hot pocket.โ
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