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secretive and desperate alcoholic who over many years develops superb covert drinking techniques
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The number of cans one can imbibe of any beverage in one day before it begins to taste like ass. Even excellent tasting beverages can have a short x-can limit.
Orange soda has a 2-can limit. That's even worse than Mountain Dew's 4-can limit.
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A black dude who has a fetish for having sex on, in, and around trash cans.
Guy 1: Ew, there's semen all over the trash can.
Guy 2: A Trash Can Trey must have been here.
It’s where you get a monster energy drink and compare it with your pork sword, if the cans smaller you win
Person 1: “Nah bro mines not small it passed the monster can test“ person 2 “you probably just tested to see if you could fit it in the can”
Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!
1. Disposing of a fruit in a reciprocal of waste
2. Doing it in the butt
"My girl was on her period last night, so I put my banana in the trash can"
I can handle that; I am able of doing that
Maggie: “I need you to go by the grocery store on the way home.”
Emma: “Sure, I can swing that.”