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like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.
I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.
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when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there
Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".
No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.
CNS (Chicken Noodle Strip) is a word you scream out when you're playing video games. Usually meant to degrade someone.
"NO ONE LOVES YOU GADAMN BUILT LIKE A CHICKEN NOODLE STRIP WITH THE TERIAKI IN THE MIDDLE BRUH" -Person 1
" Damn bro I finna kms" -Person 2
When somebody fucks another somebody with a limp penis
Last night after the party I accidentally Tallahassee noodle fucked somebody
The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.
Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.