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Old enough to join the military in Iraq.
Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
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An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary
I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition
“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”
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A name for a true friend. A true friend that will always be there for you no matter what. He will be there for you when you're sad, happy, even when your mad, he will be there. It is impossible to image life without this special friend. If he is not there with you, it makes everything so much harder. Someone you truly love and would do anything for. Usually, this friend is awesome and always helps you need. Originated from Winnie the Pooh.
1. N-cat, thanks for always being there for me, you silly old bear!
This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.
Well gotta go see the old sperm bank!
A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.
Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.
one's wife
The origin is from ancient prisoner restraint methods -- approximately around the late middle ages, prisoners wore a heavy metal ball attached by a chain on their legs, to prevent them from making a run for their freedom (or at least, that is the way medieval prisoners are often depicted in modern popular culture).
The allusion is that one's wife will not let one go anywhere (mostly meant as "go out", rather than "run away from her"), much like the ball and chain.
--Ho, Bob, ya havin' 'nother?
--Nah, gotta head home pal, 'cause otherwise the old ball and chain will come in here an' drag me there.
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