Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS
Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay
Dave is a fat nigger monkey who is homosexual and likes rappe he is a fornite kid and will do anything for vbucks. Dave suffers from turret syndrome and is very autistic please be kind to Dave
Dave from vaxjo got bj from a fat girl
The best singer-songwriter of the 2020s
Person 1: Do you listen to Dave Cornell?
Person 2: Yes! His music is amazing!
The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.
Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave
An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
“You tried to take his balls…..”
-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
Dave is the ultimate horn dog. Will bang all his ho exes. Breathe smell like horse sex. Silly lil cornball.
Person 1). Dude want to get dicked down.
Person 2) wat a fag, God tell him don't be such a DAVE!