Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

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flaming arrow

An enigmatic man who is quite a celebrity among several online messageboards. Currently resides at the interestingnonetheless.com forums.

"Boy, that Flaming Arrow sure is a badass fellow."

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Flaming Master Falcon Grip

When, in the middle of a heated sticky sweaty romping raging session of intercourse, the one special girl that will do anything for you will reach in her own tight asshole, force her fingers around her uterus that you are busy pounding away at with your meatshaft and grasps your raging hard on and gives you the greatest sensation in the world by giving you a handjob with the inside walls of her vagina at the same time while fucking a smoking hot bitches cunt hole.

Chick: Oh my god ur soooo good! omg omg omg

Nadsack: Fucking give it to me!!!

Chick: wat????!

Nadsack: A flaming master falcon grip BITCH!

Chick: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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What the flaming flying fuck?

1. An expression of total and utter disbelief or anger. Said when something happens that is as incredible as seeing two people fuck while on fire and flying.

2. What people usually say when you show them a shock site for the first time.

1. Doctor: I'm sorry Little Timmy, but it appears that your belief in Santa Claus has somehow given you a malignant tumor in the direct center of your penis.
Little Timmy: What the flaming flying fuck?!

2. Dan: Hey guys, check out this masochistic sex video!
Everyone but Ben and Kate: WHAT THE FLAMING FLYING FUCK?

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flaming cock rocket

1. a man and or woman who like cocks travelling at the speeds of light.

2. a case of scorching chlamydia on a mans penis

1. frick your friend jasmine enjoyed my flaming cock rocket so much!

2. last night, your dad was walking around and i saw his flaming cock rocket, it was disgusting

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Flaming Wolf of Justice

a 1337 G4ng57a i used to be able to hang out with. one of the Triggas. Too bad he camps all the time :-X

The Flaming Wolf of Justice spews his dragonbreath on Jerusalem once again! Oh noes!

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flaming torpedo

when one mal takes some sort of tool (plyers) rips his penis whole ope and another guy sticks his penis inside the ripped penis

man1-dude i heard that boy go flaming torpedoed last night

man2-ouch

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