rag bag

(rgbg)
n.
1. a bag for storing odd rags
2. a confused assortment; jumble a ragbag of ideas
3. Informal a scruffy or slovenly person
4. an individual that frequents Texaco during the Christmas break

Ann Cheney: "Ohhhh look at those guuuuys...(lust)"
in unison> Hunter and Erika: "Umm look at those rag bags getting out of that stupid huge truck- wearing Ed Hardy...trying to be $ 30,000 millionares.

Kint Rag

What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.

Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitch’s fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

toe rag

Toe Rag As a Derogatory Term: Some expats refer to the local Arab peoples as Toe rags (a derogatory term) as it rhymes with word Tuareg. The Tuareg people refer to a large Berber ethnic confederation.

Met some camel riding toe rags on the way...

toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...

Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.

Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror

"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)

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Rag hag

When it's that time of the month and she's acting like a crazy bitch.

She's on her period and not acting cool at all, that Summer is a real rag hag.