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Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.
Where is Bobby?
Oh he is painting the room.
When you fuck a chick and cum inside her painting her pussy walls white with cum
Bro I was banging that slut from the bar and I had to paint her walls
Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.
2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."
Having sexual inter course on a basketball court
She was a freak in the paint.
Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
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