Play Dull

1)What you do when you don't have the strength of character to formally apologize to someone you have completely wronged.

2)When one ignores the "elephant in the room" because they are afraid of conflict.

3)When someone quickly changes the subject instead of stating an opposing opinion.

1.(Night Before) Dave: "Susan I swear you are the biggest leach. You absolutely smother me."
(The Next Day) Dave: "Hey Susan! Good to see you today! Just remembered I don't have a date to the banquet tonight. Would you like to go with me as my date?"
Susan: "Don't play dull with me! After what you said last night, I never want to see you again!"

2. Husband comes home early in the morning totally drunk. Wife quietly makes him breakfast as if it was just any other morning.

3. Son: "Mom, what do you think of the giant dragon tattoo that covers my entire back?"
Mom: "You know what Son, I really like your new girlfriend Stacy. She's such a lovely person. You know she came by yesterday with some fresh banana bread."

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Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

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Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

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playing the ukulele

Female's masturbating, or a man fingering a woman in her vagina.

Oh man, Dude we were alone and she grabbed my dick so I started playing the ukulele!

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playing center

The act of a man receiving anal sex while bent over in doggy style or standing up. The term comes from the American Football position "Center", who's task is, amongst other things, to bend over in front of the usually larger quarter back and hike him the ball.

I think that dude Kelsey might like playing center, because he makes my gaydar go crazy every time he walks into the room.

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playing pigeon

the art of hanging ones bare buttocks over a ledge or balcony or out of a window with the intention to hit a passer by with his/her bowel movement/excrement.

i managed to hit a family of four the other day while playing pigeon, quad-ripple scored the match for the four direct hits in one movement.

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Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

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