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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.

example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.

by lorielle September 12, 2007

25๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop Shank

(n.) A little-known-of shank made from a dried-out, hardened, and sharpened piece of human feces usually used in prison as a means of defense or attack.

1. Yo, I heard TK got out of da clink early because some dude stuck 'em in the leg wit a poop shank and he caught a bad staph infection.

2. - Yo, you hear about Ravo?

- Nah.

Dude was hittin' the joint late night and some dude stuck 'em wit a poop shank right when he was gettin' 4 all da way.

by Robadelli January 29, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but iโ€™ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didnโ€™t flush tho!

by DangitBob May 3, 2018

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop spores

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

by mojorider567 April 5, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop crusties

Crust and stains left in a toilet after flushing. They resemble wet bread bits.

Oh you crackhead, you left poop crusties in the can.

by SPLOOGERIFIC April 6, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


penis poop

The other person who made a definition for this word has something wrong with his dick.

No shit comes out my penis except piss and cum.

by black tape November 30, 2003

293๐Ÿ‘ 114๐Ÿ‘Ž


poop nugget

a nugget of poo. also a funny word to call somebody-

"HAha, u poop nugget!"

by matt July 30, 2003

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