Pulled a Trump

When you tell a lie with a straight face knowing full well what you just said isn't true. Basically you're full of shit and just pulled what you just said out of your ass. When even your lies have lies.

Girlfriend: "I'm always ready on time!"
You: you know you just "pulled a trump"

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Pull a Suárez

To pull a Suárez is to sacrifice yourself in a disastrous situation to slightly reduce the odds of failure of the ones around you.

Coined to honor Luis Suárez whose intentional handball in the 2010 FIFA World Cup Quarterfinal against Ghana did get him a red card, but helped Uruguay stay in the tournament. They went on the win that match on penalties :)

Adhiraj: Dude if your girlfriend brings her weird friend along, I am NOT gonna hook up with her.
Faateh: C'mon man, pull a Suárez for me.

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pulling pants

(British) The sexy underwear that you wear when you are out on the pull.

Anna: You coming union tonight?
Lisa: Yeah! I got my pulling pants on!

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pulling the electric

(verb) having hard sex with a stripper and lovin' every minute of it!

Season 3 episode 1 of Supernatural.
Bobby: So where's your brother?
Sam: Pulling the electric.
Bobby: What?
Sam: Nevermind...

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Pulling a Richard

One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.

"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"

"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."

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pulls out

Pulls Out; meaning : when a male is having sexual intercourse and is about to ejaculate or 'cum'. He 'pulls out', by pulling his penis out of his partner.

Girl: You better not cum in me.
Guy: Then you better sleep on the couch.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out

Or

"Mom said that I'm here because Dad didn't pull out. "

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Pulling a Kanye

(v.) being the biggest douchbag in the world by attempting to better someone else's well-being...but only succeeding in being a douchbag.

"Man, did you see Gary try to stop Mary from marrying that loser Steve?"
"Yea man, he was totally pulling a Kanye."

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