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Poseur Punk

Simply put, crappy punk-rock music.

I think it's funny how 'punks' bitch about how poseur a certain band is, or how band X "is SO much more punk" than band Y, when in reality these 'poseur punk bands' are simply CRAPPY punk bands.

by Wiseass April 24, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Punk Tock

Ok Used to be awesome music now we have this bullshit like GC, Blink182,
Simple plan and the Emo Shit got to go

faggot12-Oh my gosh!Did you hear that GC SONG!?!?
Fhffh-Shut The hell up poser

by Mike November 16, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hipster Punk

A closed minded person who listens to obscure punk bands and throws it in peoples face.

Reversible, Example: Punk Hipster

Unlike the hipster, they may be hard to spot based on looks alone. Also, unlike the hipster, a Hipster Punk is more rare. One can only be a Hipster Punk if they are generally closed minded about music refuse to admit that punk lyricists can be tone deaf.

What a Hipster Punk may say when talking about music

You listen to (band that most people agree is good), only D-bags listen to that, you need to listen to some (tone deaf punk band that most agree have no vocal talent)

by Tiny Hay November 18, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


pop punk

Pop punk is best described as pure, unadulterated crap. Thats right, nothing good makes its way into this music. You will know that you are listening to pop punk when you have the sudden urge to kill yourself. The bands who play the music usually know 3 chords on their respective instruments, plus someone bangs on a single snare drum. The most common characteristic of a pop punk fan is a large cleft centered on the face, surrounded with short, curly hair and a tiny, sensitive bud located within a few folds of skin, in the upper portion. The color of the hair usually matches the eyebrows. A pop punk fan also has no tolerance for good bands, and will commonly say such uneducated statements like "The Beatles suck, man, put on some Guster, rock on, derrrrrrr". You may substitute "The Beatles" for any classic/90's rock band. To form a band name for your own pop punk band, pick an obscure word out of Webster's, and then follow it with a dash and a random number of 3 digits or less.

St. Peter: Why do you think you deserve to be in heaven son? After all, suicide is a mortal sin.
You: Well, Pete, I accidentally heard a pop punk song...
St. Peter: Say no more, my son. Welcome to heaven, and you won't have to hear that shit here. Would you like your complimentary Led Zep album now, or later?

by ska_talon January 6, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Emo-Punk

Fucking Green Day!!!

Fuck Green Day is EMO-PUNK!!!

by Crushtheworld October 17, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


pop punk

crapola pop music with a tacky ยฃ100 guitar playing two chords in the background of some 19 year old twat trying to imitate blink 182 but failing to do so bcos if they swear the mainstream wont want them and that would be shit cos they wouldnt get any money would they?no!

Busted -urk

by nicci March 22, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gutter Punk

Punk that is poor and is living mostly off garbage and anything else he can do to servive. Reason for the really trash clothes and most tears on his pants. Turned into a fashion in the late 80's... those that used it for fasion are refered to as a poser

no example i could think of

by skaterpunk1007 July 13, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž