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a person with a physical or mental disability making love, preferably in a wheelchair
look at that fucking retard-wouldnt have thought it was possible
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a joke which reveals the veritable retards around you. lacking recognition of the irony, the bona fide retard will correct your grammar, thereby revealing their qualifications for the special olympics.
mrs. smith sees jimmy wearing a t-shirt with "your retarded" printed on it
mrs. smith: "uh, you're retarded because your t-shirt misspelled you're"
jimmy: "it is called irony, fucktard"
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The legendary attribute of retarded "people" which gives them super human strength. Scientists beleive that since they have no brain they have more muscles. It can be summed up with the simple equation N(normie)- B(brain)= S(strength).
"I'm gonna kick his ass!"
"No man, just let him keep the water melon, he's got retard strength."
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When you perform a stupid action that is so idiotic, you get portrayed as a mentally ill being.
"How retarded of you!"
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Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.
Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)
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Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.
my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.
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n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.
use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."
Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.
2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.
3. Anyone with a mullet.
4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
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