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A convivial gesture made in the final moments of a meal as a statement that the fellowship on that day be forever remembered, and as a fervent expression of gratitude for the company present. A male, usually the host, will lay his penis on the unfinished portion of rice in the plate of the nearest female.
Tony got so drunk and emotional at our annual Sunday school luncheon that he felt it necessary to slap cock to the rice.
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So I've known this kid since, 6th grade and since then he's been funny, he has a huge ego and is pretty smart
He would always make are Math class laugh at the dumbest things.
Brother has a nice collection of shoes
And a nice style
He's amazing, he is kind and a gentlemen when he wants to be.
Bryce "Rice" Curtis
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Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.
'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay
When the rare specimen pootus bird claims the ultimate victory, as result the defeated enemy must feel all the shame possible, making it obvious how pathetic/coward he was.
Pootus bird: Pootis POW! You are ded, not big soup rice!
Screaming eagle: How could this happen to me... i made my mistakes...
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20 indian women who live in indian sitting in a circle shoving rice up their vaginas.
"Dude did you see that indian rice show?"
"Hell yeah, it was hot!"
The conglomerate of semen splatter that an Asian male has projected onto the body of another person.
Dude, the chick in that one hentai had an ultimate rice platter that covered her whole body, after Samurai Ozuku was done with her!
Jamie Oliver's worst nightmare.
"HAIYAA! Why you put chilli jam in your egg fried rice?"