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1. a state of extreme tiredness caused by performing fellatio until the point of exhaustion.
2. a state of extreme tiredness caused by eating too much sausage, bratwurst, hot dogs, or other phallicly-shaped meats.
"That girl sucked my dick for so long she's passed out on the bed in a sausage coma."
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"Man, I just ate 8 brats. I'm going into a sausage coma."
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A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.
Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.
"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"
"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"
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A game of skill and deception, wherein the man asks the woman to close her eyes, open her mouth and count to ten. The man now has exactly ten seconds to get balls deep in the woman's mouth. Extra points are awarded if he can discharge his wad before the ten seconds are up.
No points are awarded if the woman horks all over his knob.
I woke up and my girl was yawning, I told her to hold her breath for a ten count, I totally gave her the blind sausage, now I have to sleep on the couch for a week.
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When a female that has more than two men romantically or sexually interested in her.
Female #1: Girl, I don't know what is going lately.
Female #2: What's up? What do you mean?
Female #1: Have you noticed I am dating three guys at once again?
Female #2: I know it's total sausage fest for you...like a man buffet for you. Just use a condom and stay safe.
Female #1: Trust me..I will.
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A party where there is an overwhelming number of guys than girls with the possibility that there is no girls; implying that all the guys are gay.
We heard there was supposed to be girls at the party...turns out there was his little sister and her friends...it was a sausage fest from the start
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A man that has a penis that can reach up to his neck.
Girl1: was he good?
Girl2: yeah he was a sausage man.
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affectionate term for penis.
The lady in the library called the police when I waved my cheeky sausage at her.
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