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When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.
I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!
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A generic term for an awful tattoo, such as a friend’s name on your ass e.g. ‘Sam Veston’
The act of making a purchase of an item or article of clothing from a thrift store.
Friend: Hey man, where did you get those scuffed-up military shoes?
You: I thrifted that shit!
Friend: Dude your toaster-oven lever wont stay down.
You: Yeah I know it's because I thrifted that shit.
When someone takes a shit and clugs the toilet without telling the owner of the bathroom!
God man...someone did a shit and run in the bathroom!
When you drop a fat load and are blessed with not having to wipe your ass, as your shit miraculously left no trace on your anus.
"Nothing like a Miracle Shit when you're low on toilet paper."
"I wiped and there was nothing! Talk about a Miracle Shit!"
A shit so relieving that it makes one feel heavenly.
Dude. I just took a holy shit and I feel great.
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At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra
I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom