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Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

by g-xerxes January 30, 2003

33๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck bitches Get Money Shoot Heroin

1. When one's goal is to fuck as many women and make as much money as possible, while simultaneously getting as fucked up as possible, on any hard street drug.

2. A multi-tasker.

Tonight we will fuck bitches get money shoot Heroin. We will be very busy.

by LeopoldStotch911$$ December 27, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


November 13 national shoot your shot day

This is the day where the boys send it for the girl they like. Mine aswell do it already worst thing that happens is she says no. Get that ass boys

Yo brett itโ€™s November 13 national shoot your shot day, mine aswell do it.

by Forthebois19 November 14, 2020


shoot the fatt kid at point blank range

to bust on someone real bad or to insult them in a point of public humiliation

watch me shoot the fat kid at point blank range

by Fat jake and the overeaters September 4, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

when you look up cat on urban dictionary,

you get an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2: WHAT?!??!
Person1:that's the urban definition of cat

by notPighy October 1, 2021


an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it

its a definition of cat on urban dictionary

Person1: do you know what an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it is
Person2:WHAT!?!!!???
Person1:it's a cat
Person2:uhh... no, it's not. cats dont shoot fire
Person1:i found that on urban on our discord server
*Person1 shows it to Person2*
Person2:yoooooooooooooo, that's cool
Person1:i know right

by notPighy October 1, 2021