He need some milk...

Actual definition, When someone is acting psychotic on drugs, milk is sometimes the only known remedy to help them come down. Therefore:

Guy goes crazy after using drugs and hurts himself due to lack of control...."He need some milk..."

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Slay Some Dragons

VERB: To smoke marijuana, in a fantasy-epic fashion.

"Squire! Does't thou have a bag?"
"Yes my liege, Lets go Slay Some Dragons!"

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that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

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Bring me some soup

The asking for soup, usually by black weather reporters during heavy rain. Used famously by Ollie Williams in Family Guy.

Tom: "In local news, we have more on the approach of Hurricane Rupaul as it makes his or her way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report. Ollie?"
Ollie: "IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS."
Tom: "Sounds rough Ollie, Do you have an umbrella?"
Ollie: "HAD ONE!"
Tom: "Where is it?"
Ollie: "INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!"
Tom: "Is there anything we can do for you?"
Ollie: "BRING ME SOME SOUP!"
Tom: "What kind?"
Ollie: "CHUNKY!"
Tom: "All right, we'll get on that."

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pour some sugar on me

A metaphor for any sexual preference you care to enjoy

Hey Babe, pour some sugar on me.

Sorry I wasn't in last night, bit I had some sugar poured on me.

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you need some milk

when a person whines too damn much like a baby

Why you keep gettin upset, you need some milk

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Baking up some deliciousness

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.

1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."