that's some jerry springer shit

Anyone with the qualifications to be on the Jerry Springer Show.

a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.

pour some sugar on me

A metaphor for any sexual preference you care to enjoy

Hey Babe, pour some sugar on me.

Sorry I wasn't in last night, bit I had some sugar poured on me.

Slay Some Dragons

VERB: To smoke marijuana, in a fantasy-epic fashion.

"Squire! Does't thou have a bag?"
"Yes my liege, Lets go Slay Some Dragons!"

you need some milk

when a person whines too damn much like a baby

Why you keep gettin upset, you need some milk

Baking up some deliciousness

The act of being awesome or preparing to be awesome.

1. When playing basketball and being in the zone, or generally unstoppable.
Use: "Ohh shit man! Did you see that? I'm baking up some fucking
deliciousness in this piece!"

2. When approximately 5 years of age and combining all of mother's
spice rack together with leftovers and mixing in a large bowl, said
with blissful oblivion and a huge grin.
Use: "Ohh shit mommy! I'm baking up some deliciousness for you and
daddy tonight!"

3. When eating so as to create excrement ideal for a practical joke.
Use: "Ohh shit man, gimme another bran muffin. I'm baking up some
deliciousness for Matt's pillow."

hand off some bread

Hand off = Give me
Some bread = Your money

Give Me Your Money!

Hand off Some Bread!

A Gangsta ass way to say “give me your money” when you rob someone.

Gangsta: Ight , y’all BEST HAND OFF some BREAD, (Proceeds to point Hi Point)

Normie White Boy: G-god help me!!

Gangsta: Give me your GODDAMN MONEY cracka!

feeling some type of way

Not liking the situation, but unsure what to do about it

I saw txt from a girl in his phone and it got me feeling some type of way.