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The side band of the drummer of Weezer-Pat Wilson and the drummer of Offspring-Atom Willard.
Their latest cd was titled "Land, Air, Sea" and was amazing!
Pat plays the guitar and sings, while Atom plays the drums, and at the moment Scott Shriner (bassist of Weezer) is filling in on bass.
guy: hey, are you a weezer fan?
girl: oh yeah totally!
guy: yeah! how do you like pat's side band-The Special Goodness?
girl:pat...pat who? Huh?
guy: the drummer of weezer's side band is called the special goodness.
girl: oh...nope. wanna make out though?
guy: psshhh you n00b! no way
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When a male/female grinds up beef, poultry or fish then places it on ones vagina. They will now announce "Mmmmmmm chalupa!"
That girl had the biggest "O" face while i was giving her a carnivore special.
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When a roommate takes his/her roommate's phone while they are away, and spreads his/her butt cheeks and snaps a picture, saving it as their background on their roommate's phone.
Z - Hey Andy take a picture
Andy - Dude, is that your bare ass hole? Its so hairy...
Z- Yeah, I really want to get Vinny with the Veej Special!
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A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
Bro I came into work today to The J Special, I'm up $75 in my first hour!
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When you are allowed out with the lads for a 'heavy lashing' due to exceptional circumstances which can't be refused (eg Wetting the babies head, Stag Do etc). Also commonly referred to as a '24 hour pass'.
'But love, its Barry's stag do, I can't not go - you've got to give me special dispensation!!', 'hmmmmm, this is the seventh stag do that Barry's had in 3 months' murmured Tracy suspiciously.
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A type of blowjob preformed by members of the Laskowski family. It is similar to the gawk gawk 3000 but has its own special twist. The techniques used to preform the Laskowski Special have never been publicly stated. The act of the Laskowski Special has never been used by anyone not from the Laskowski family.
Friend 1: Wow that dude just gave me a Blowjob, specifically The Laskowski Special.
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: It's a special kind of blowjob that can only be given by members of the Laskowski family.
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The one time, when in large groups, a certain person with Crohn's disease farts. This releases many toxins into the air thus making it the special time where no one can breathe.
Oh my God! David let out a huge Crohnie Special! RUN!
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