n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.
That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.
to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon
John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.
spoon/spooned (gaming)
verb: short for 'spoon fed'; used in jest in gaming contexts to refer to someone's good fortune when it hasn't been earned, e.g., when someone gets a rare drop from a boss on their first ever kill.
noun: someone who's spooned often
*in-game announcement: Player's username found a rare item!*
everyone: "You're such a spoon!"/"Spooned!"
A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.
The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.
Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.
Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet
Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.