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To eat a large amount before you aren't going to be able to eat for a long time
Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night
A holiday that happens every January 21st where people... appreciate... squirrels... lets be honest you forgot this exists didn't you? Or maybe you've never even heard of it.
Person 1: Its January 21st, its Squirrel Appreciation Day!
Person 2: Thats gotta be a thing you just made up
Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric
Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."
In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't
Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.
A nickname I gave my dumbass friend because she like trying to fly onto her bed
Friend: *jumps from chair to bed*
Me: see this is why your nickname is flying squirrel
A sexual act in which a woman lays on her back with her head hanging off the edge of the bed and the man puts his testicles (nuts) in her mouth while he ejactulates on her chest.
He gave me a squirrel necklace but it was hard to breathe with his nuts in my mouth!