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Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
Telling someone that what they are talking about is absurd.
Can be used sarcastically or in a argumetitive situation.
Person1: You have no friends!
Person2: Suck out!
When you put peanut butter on your penis, then crush dog treats as a topping and then let the dog lick it off.
“Ya man last night was crazy, I got the best scooby suck ever “
A sexual act where when receiving head, the recipient covers their penis with superglue so that after they nut, the giver is stuck to them
Dude you won’t believe it, I suck and stucked my girlfriend last night and completely forgot where the solvent was, she was on my dick for like 2 hours bro
The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.
Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.
Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?
Alec: Sad Sucking bros!
People named Kevin sucks in general, they also fancy dicks in all shapes and sizes
Its when your sister Jamie believes everything on urban dictionary
man i canty believe Jamie sucks