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Suck Ninja

Something (person, unfortunate event) that comes out of nowhere and sucks the fun out of what you are doing.

Dude, the cover for the show is $7, I only have $5. Suck ninja!

by ibehim1 February 12, 2012


Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on

Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night

by Ava eats cock March 15, 2019


counter-suck

When you nut and ygirls mouth and she spits it back into your penis hole

Damn my dick hurts, girl gave my the counter-suck

by Fourjewinthebasement January 17, 2018


A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022


grumble suck

When a girl blows you and makes half Moan and half mumble something and you can't hear her. But continue spreading cum in her throat. Don't forget breath mints.

That whore totally grumble sucked me hard. Didn't hear what she said but I don't care. She only cost me $30

by boost the monster May 13, 2015


Sugar suck

To suck a lollipop or popsicle as you would a Dick.

Jamie- Damnnnn son, that girl over there is sugar sucking that popsicle.
Son- why does that matter?
Jamie- cause thats gonna be how you want it.

by Johnny Johnny, yes daddy? November 28, 2018


Suck a shit

A combination of “eat shit” and “suck a dick”. To be used as an insult, When you can’t decide which to use

Person A: “Hey bro, could you help me with my homework?”

Person B: “nah bro, suck a shit

Person A: “eat shit and suck a dick
Person B: “nah,you can suck a shit”

by Slanggmaker88 November 11, 2020