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The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.
The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
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one who enters a group of strangers and breaks wind and remains in place to watch the terror spread while friends watch the horror from a distance in enjoyment
matt waited long enough to play darts so he decided to pull a suicide shit bomber by the dart board to make it our turn.
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A variation of cheap tequila shot that represents the light version of suicide shot. Basically you snort the salt and then drink the tequila. At the end you eat the lime. The cheap taste of tequila and lime will make you forget about the salt.
Did that guy just did a semi-suicide shot? He's such a badass, I bet he gets lots of pussy.
September suicide awareness month check in
Suicidal romance x is an exploit loving, ectos stealing tard, which inhabits some dark corner of pre searing ascalon in the internet game guild wars. Considers herself one of the greats in pre, even as far as self appraising herself the 'queen of pre.' A very fitting title as she has the bank balance of a queen from generally farming exploit ales, and having convenient thunder storms during large trades (where the other persons items vanish mysteriously).
Elitist and will only speak with people she deems worthy to bask in her shadow. Enjoys long bouts of dancing in pre pretending to be afk and loving all the attention she gets from low lvl characters and regulars alike. All the while sporting rare minis only affordable with dirty ales.
Best avoided to be honest.
Now currently holds the 'Legendary defender of Ascalon' title in pre searing for successfully reaching lvl 20... but with characters like this, its no wonder ascalon had no chance in hell of keeping the charr at bay!
Person : Hey SR! hows it going?
Suicidal Romance X : ...
Person : Hey SR! Will you help me lvl please?
Suicidal Romance X : ...
Voice of Reason : Forget that nubbin, thinks she's too good for everyone
Person : Ok thanks for the heads up, what a bitch!
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A maniac driver who overtakes on blind corners.
That suicide jockey has his days numbered.
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Times of great financial depression, such that buissness men are commiting suicide off of the Gherkin (a large penis shaped building within the greater metropoliten area.)
Dude 1: man, my neighbour lost his job, i lost my job, my best friend lost his job...
Dude 2: tsk. yeah, thease are Gherkin Suicide Times.
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