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It's when you chat online for so long that you begin to use phrases like rofl and wtf in the real world. see also: reality chatspeak
dude: WTF?? My clam chowder tastes like bongwater!!
sane person: shut up you whore.
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A condition in which the voice of a young boy does not mature from a high pitched squeal, akin to the voice of Justin Bieber. This may be followed by a sudden obsession in Bieber's music and subsequent fandom. Extreme cases may also result in a miniature penis and/or mangina.
The 17 year old child with the ungodly high-pitched voice has a bad case of Bieber Syndrome
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Someone with imposter syndrome will disregard their accomplishments and think they are not good enough. They believe their accomplishments and achievements were just luck/are undeserved.
It also includes high self hate and guilt about things they have done. They’ll think they are a terrible person even though that could be far from the truth
BF: fuck, my imposter syndrome has just been fueled so much recently
GF: you’re a great person, you need to understand that
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This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
(Twitter page)
john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
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An affliction that effects men everywhere. Symptoms are similar to PMS, but much more extreme. They include nagging like a bitch, complaining about irrelevant events, and inability to continue being a productive human being. They also include weeping and moaning and other forms of whining.
"Is Mike coming to the bar with us?"
"Nahh. He came down with a case of pussy syndrome and is staying home to watch Glee."
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Technichally, Down Syndrome is a mental disability possesed from birth, where the 21st chromosome pair in each cell has an extra. This makes a total of 47 chromosomes per cell instead of the standard 46. This "little something extra" makes them learn and look a bit differently than most people.
People with Downs Syndrome can lead very normal lives, it just takes them more time and effort to learn. They are usually very honest and careing, and never judgemental. They make wonderful friends, because they usually have a refreshingly clear view of what does and does not matter in life.
Raised in the right environment (ie. a happy and nurturing family) kids with Down Syndrome are an asset to society. The biggest challange they face is the rude and downright hateful disrespect shown to them by ignorant people. People with Down Syndrom deserve respect just as much as anyone else.
Isaac was born with Down Syndrome, but his family is happy because they realize that with love and patience, there is nothing that Isaac can't do.
Some of the athletes in the special olympics have Down Syndrome.
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Happens when an extremely attractive girl begins flirting with you. You suddenly become terrified, and the girl becomes far less attractive.
Drew: Man, last night Holly started flirting with me, but for some reason I couldn't stop thinking how awful she looked.
J.D: Hahaha! Sounds like you have a bad case of the Kasey Syndrome!
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