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hexcise tax

Da tariff dat you hadda pay da town government of colonial Salem, Massachusetts to keep dem from having da local witches put a curse on you.

Perhaps if they had simply abolished da hexcise tax in Salem, Massachusetts, the witch-trials would never have happened.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019


Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head

*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX

by mbxisne June 6, 2021


Evan-tax

A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.

“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”

by Evan-tax March 26, 2024


randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay

“I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 7, 2023


randal tax

When you ram into another persons car with your own

I Randal taxed my grandpa and he raped me

by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 7, 2023


Randal Tax

Absolutely Destroying someones car

P1: “Haha i Randal Taxed you”
P2: “Fuck you Laramie that was my crown vic”

by Ballsack cancer the ||| April 26, 2024


Taxed

AUSTRALIA SLANG for stealing or taking something

“I just taxed this street sign
Or
“Let’s tax this speaker”

by Naezz November 23, 2021